Minimalist Advocate Gifts

'No thanks. This patch stops me craving for superflous functions.'

Closed. Due to there being enough crap in the world!

All the clutter is in my computer.

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

That shows business confidence.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Man showing in the rain.

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

New from Low-Key Press.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Hoarder."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.