Minimalist Advocate Gifts

'No thanks. This patch stops me craving for superflous functions.'

Closed. Due to there being enough crap in the world!

All the clutter is in my computer.

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

That shows business confidence.

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Man showing in the rain.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Not much money, glory, or praise

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

New from Low-Key Press.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Hoarder."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"It's called 'Sold'."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'