Message Minimalist Gifts

'I hope you don't want to leave a message - he hates messages.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

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"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

Horn of Plenty.

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

"That's your tiny house!"

Diogenes and tourists

The Meeting Agenda: Start Simple

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...