Gift Minimalist Gifts

"I got you a book on the meaning of dreams."

"Looks like we found the issue."

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Hey...remember T.V.?

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'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

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'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

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'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Less is more.

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Horn of Plenty.

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."