Message Minimalist T-Shirts

'I hope you don't want to leave a message - he hates messages.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Maybe clean out your wallet

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

Horn of Plenty.

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Diogenes and tourists

"That's your tiny house!"

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

The Meeting Agenda: Start Simple