Minimalist Communicator T-Shirts

"I'm sorry, were you talking to me?"

'He's a man of few words. He doesn't even use all his Twitter characters.'

'Finding the meaning of life is difficult enough. Now they want the meaning of life in 140 characters or less!'

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"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

New from Low-Key Press.

"Hoarder."

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

Less is more.

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'