Verbal Minimalists T-Shirts

Campaign for Plain English

"Behold the secret to happiness."

The experienced backpacker.

That shows business confidence.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"I didn't spark joy."

(Camel paintings)

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

'Bring out yer books!'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Maybe clean out your wallet

Man showing in the rain.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

The Mainstream

Not much money, glory, or praise

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'