Verbal Minimalist T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that speak softly but carry a clever punch—perfect for expressing minimalist humor with a stylish, subtle twist.

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"Behold the secret to happiness." mockup

"Behold the secret to happiness."

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Campaign for Plain English

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The experienced backpacker.

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That shows business confidence.

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"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

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"I didn't spark joy."

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"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!" mockup

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

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(Camel paintings)

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"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS." mockup

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

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'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!' mockup

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

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"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun." mockup

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

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"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. Itâ��s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. Itâ��s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

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"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people." mockup

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

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'Bring out yer books!'

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A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities. mockup

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

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“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?” mockup

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

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Man Eating Minimalist Meal

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"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??" mockup

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

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'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?' mockup

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

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"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam." mockup

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

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Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

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