Name Minimalist T-Shirts

Give a dog a bad name.....

"Behold the secret to happiness."

The experienced backpacker.

That shows business confidence.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"I didn't spark joy."

(Camel paintings)

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Bring out yer books!'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Maybe clean out your wallet

Man showing in the rain.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'Hey...remember T.V.?

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

The Mainstream

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Typewriters and Laptops.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'