Minimalism T-Shirts

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I've decided to purge our material goods, starting with your crap."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Wow, excellent turnout.'

'You don't know what you've got...until you move.'

"I have just one more question - will it make me happy?"

The Ungooglable Man

'One day, son, all this will be yours.'

Just Do It/Just Do Without It.

How to cut down clutter: Don't buy stuff.

'A life coach? What the hell do you want a life coach for?'

Ockham's razor

'Could I just get a large coffee without the 'coffee experience'?'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

"We're decluttering."

Too Much Information.

'And this is the Library'.

'Being destitute does have its advantage -- taking inventory is a breeze.'

"Do I need it? Does it spark joy?"

Simplify Your Life Conference, 1,000s of Exhibits.

Summer Decorating

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'Christmas is always a bit of a let down. I don't blame you. I blame the system.'

Muriel's over-curated life

Buddhist Monks Enter a Self-Storage Depot

'I didn't have time to put up a lot of lights, so this year I only put up one giant one.'

'Simplify your life' workshop 10am

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

Ockham's Chooses a Razor,

'Y'know, I'm glad we kept it small.'

He wants a black coffee. Do we serve that?

Ancient Greek interior design. "It's a bit Spartan."

Simpler Times

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'