Minimalism T-Shirts

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I've decided to purge our material goods, starting with your crap."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Wow, excellent turnout.'

'You don't know what you've got...until you move.'

"I have just one more question - will it make me happy?"

The Ungooglable Man

Just Do It/Just Do Without It.

How to cut down clutter: Don't buy stuff.

'A life coach? What the hell do you want a life coach for?'

'Could I just get a large coffee without the 'coffee experience'?'

Ockham's razor

"We're decluttering."

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Too Much Information.

'Being destitute does have its advantage -- taking inventory is a breeze.'

Summer Decorating

"Do I need it? Does it spark joy?"

Simplify Your Life Conference, 1,000s of Exhibits.

'And this is the Library'.

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

He wants a black coffee. Do we serve that?

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

Muriel's over-curated life

'I didn't have time to put up a lot of lights, so this year I only put up one giant one.'

'Y'know, I'm glad we kept it small.'

Ockham's Chooses a Razor,

'Christmas is always a bit of a let down. I don't blame you. I blame the system.'

Ancient Greek interior design. "It's a bit Spartan."

The experienced backpacker.

"You're overthinking this."

Simpler Times

Keep it simple stupid!

'No thank you. I already have enough stuff.'