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"He waters down the drinks AND his tough love advice."

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

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Not much money, glory, or praise

"Not to mention the park view."

Typewriters and Laptops.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

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"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

Less is more.

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."