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"You and your indoor pool!"

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Not to mention the park view."

Typewriters and Laptops.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

Horn of Plenty.

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

High Tech/Low Tech.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

'I love nuts - except for all the excess packaging.'

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

Sale: His and Her's weekender bags.

Life is just four letters...

'I prefer it this way.'