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'We're getting nowhere fast, Fred -- maybe we should slow down a little.'

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

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"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Not much money, glory, or praise

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Not to mention the park view."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

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"Hoarder."

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Less is more.

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Marcello Mastroianni.

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

Horn of Plenty.

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."