Advice Minimalist Gifts

"He waters down the drinks AND his tough love advice."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

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"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Not much money, glory, or praise

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Not to mention the park view."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

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"Hoarder."

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

Less is more.

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."