Chat Minimalist Gifts

"Want me to skip all the boring details?"

"Looks like we found the issue."

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

All Natural Nothing

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Woman on the phone.

Not much money, glory, or praise

Typewriters and Laptops.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

New from Low-Key Press.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'