Chat Enthusiast Gifts

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"And my own cell phone would help me develop better communication skills."

"Eastbound traffic is moving nicely. Westbound we have a two car pile-up on the shoulder. No, wait - they're just shootin' the breeze."

'Talk to me as we walk. I have a great roaming plan.'

Woman on the phone.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"And finally...."

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'Hello... is anybody there?'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Could I ask just one question?"

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

Attention Span Man

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

"What on earth do they find to talk about?"

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

"I worry about every little thing. Barry's more of a generalist."

"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"