Chat Group Enthusiast Gifts

'Good boy! I won't bite you today! My human behavior chat group says positive reinforcement works best.'

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Woman on the phone.

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

Communication

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"If low wages were good for business, Bangladesh would have one of the best economies in the world."

'No appointments are available for the next three months, but you can always call in to the doctor's talk show.'

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

Airport Literature

'Welcome to procrastinators anonymous. Now before we get started who would like to help me organize my sock drawer?'

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

parrot can't stand small squawk

'Mommy and Daddy met on a social networking site. . .'

Welcome - forgetful persons anonymous.