Chat Group Aficionado Gifts

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Woman on the phone.

Quentin Tarantino

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

Communication

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"Call a meeting, Miss Pendleton. I want to hear some Corporate Creole."

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

'Let's make this a short meeting. I know we all have expensive homes to go to.'

With the exception of the cold coffee and poor selection of donuts, I think the meeting went well.

'Take us out to the ball game, take us out with the crowd, buy us some peanuts and crackerjacks, we don't care if never get back...'

Internet Dude

The phantom of the Oprah.

Mamet Bedtime Stories

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"This company lacks leadership... We need to think about the possibility of setting up a policy group to look at the option of convening a focus group to have a bit of a chat about what we might do!"

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

Testimonial from cyberspace.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Don

"Tell me, do you ever shut up?"