Group Chat Enthusiast Gifts

"Before we begin, I am obligated to remind you that anything you do or say can be used against you in a group chat with all my friends."

"Death by 1,000 Texts"

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Woman on the phone.

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Communication

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"

I've been video chatting all day, so I think I just need to be alone tonight.

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

'Welcome to procrastinators anonymous. Now before we get started who would like to help me organize my sock drawer?'

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

Airport Literature

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

'Mommy and Daddy met on a social networking site. . .'

parrot can't stand small squawk

7th Monkey Business Conference: 'Thanks, but I don't need the microphone: I'm a howler monkey...'

'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'

'Carol, do you understand how your obsession with internet chat rooms might make Frank uncomfortable?... Carol??'