Girlfriend Group Chat Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Woman on the phone.

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'Fill 'er up!'

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

Testimonial from cyberspace.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

'Welcome to procrastinators anonymous. Now before we get started who would like to help me organize my sock drawer?'

'I hate to take a problem to bed with me, but my husband refuses to sleep alone.'

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

Airport Literature

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

parrot can't stand small squawk

Welcome - forgetful persons anonymous.

"Your support group is in need of a support group."

"I've just joined a support group for boring people."

'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'

7th Monkey Business Conference: 'Thanks, but I don't need the microphone: I'm a howler monkey...'

It came from the group thread

"Quick, let me through. I'm a gossip."

Agoraphobia Congress