Group Talk Enthusiast Gifts

'Welcome to procrastinators anonymous. Now before we get started who would like to help me organize my sock drawer?'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Could I ask just one question?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Woman on the phone.

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

How to Do Small Talk??!!

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

Attention Span Man

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

"What on earth do they find to talk about?"

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."