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'Welcome to procrastinators anonymous. Now before we get started who would like to help me organize my sock drawer?'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Could I ask just one question?"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

Woman on the phone.

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

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"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

How to Do Small Talk??!!

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

Attention Span Man

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"What on earth do they find to talk about?"

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'