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"If low wages were good for business, Bangladesh would have one of the best economies in the world."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"At least we agree to disagree."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

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God Bless America, God Help Syria

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?

Oh, all right. It's a win-win-WIN situation.

'I have a question...am I a bird or a bee?'

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

'Care in the Online Community.'

"Does it still qualify as a quorum if half the participants slept through the meeting?"

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

"It's agreed then. By way of compromise we'll kick this into the short grass."

'Welcome to procrastinators anonymous. Now before we get started who would like to help me organize my sock drawer?'

"We have the perfect plan for you. It's the mortgaged to the eyeballs plan."

"Mr Smith, your special subject is sexism - what can a woman driver not do?"

'Don't be so self-righteous -- YOU started out as a terrorist!'

'Well, if my son does have a belligerent attitude, then he must have picked it up here at school.'

'We talk, we dialog, we speak one to the other, but we don't communicate.'

'What a coincidence. My student loan payment is the same as my unemployment check.'

"Your support group is in need of a support group."

Welcome - forgetful persons anonymous.

"Yes, we blieve that the earth is flat..."