Discussion Group Enthusiast Gifts

"If low wages were good for business, Bangladesh would have one of the best economies in the world."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"At least we agree to disagree."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

God Bless America, God Help Syria

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

Accident-Prone Support Group.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?

"I provided the comic relief and said all the right things like 'Yee haw!' And 'You got that right, boss!' . . . But he ditched me anyway!"

Oh, all right. It's a win-win-WIN situation.

'I have a question...am I a bird or a bee?'

'Care in the Online Community.'

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

"Does it still qualify as a quorum if half the participants slept through the meeting?"

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

"It's agreed then. By way of compromise we'll kick this into the short grass."

"Mr Smith, your special subject is sexism - what can a woman driver not do?"

They get together, feel sorry for themselves, and eat a spreadable meat concoction. It's a pit, pate party!

'Don't be so self-righteous -- YOU started out as a terrorist!'

'Welcome to procrastinators anonymous. Now before we get started who would like to help me organize my sock drawer?'

"We have the perfect plan for you. It's the mortgaged to the eyeballs plan."

'Well, if my son does have a belligerent attitude, then he must have picked it up here at school.'

'We talk, we dialog, we speak one to the other, but we don't communicate.'

'What a coincidence. My student loan payment is the same as my unemployment check.'

"Your support group is in need of a support group."

'We came. We saw. We criticized.'