Discussion Enthusiast Gifts

'We talk, we dialog, we speak one to the other, but we don't communicate.'

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

"At least we agree to disagree."

"To be an expert, don't do the work. Talk about it!"

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"It's not gossip if it's true."

"Mr Smith, your special subject is sexism - what can a woman driver not do?"

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

Two men at a bar: 'I tell you - the whole world has gone crazy!'

'Do terrorists have miranda rights or not?'

'We came. We saw. We criticized.'

'Don't be so self-righteous -- YOU started out as a terrorist!'

'I just read your blog. Do you want to settle this on or off line?'

"Is it a cliche to say that most cliches are true?"

Coster talking to friend about the races

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"First, a few words from Andrew Giuliani."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Oligarchy

Dialogue

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Skeptic Tank.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'