Group Discussion Enthusiast Gifts

"My daughter couldn't believe it when I told her I was taking part in a group chat."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"At least we agree to disagree."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

God Bless America, God Help Syria

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

The Train to Nowhere

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

The Real Crime is Not the Crime We Care About

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"You remember Champ. . ."

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

"If low wages were good for business, Bangladesh would have one of the best economies in the world."

- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?

The unfortunate night there were two talking sticks at the conflict resolution meeting.

'Let's face it, marriage isn't just a word it's a sentence!'

I heard you've to an awful, mysterious pain in the side of your face. Yeah. You can try the modern approach, drug yourself silly so you don't feel the pain. You know a better way, Sadie? Well, in your case, I'd suggest going with the tried and true cure-all: Drill a hole in your head to let out the demons. No need. You're already out. That's ... Well-played, nemesis. Well-played.

'I have a question...am I a bird or a bee?'

'I wish there was someone here who could insult me and give me hope at the same time!'

Arizona's Illegal Employer Problem Solved

'Care in the Online Community.'

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

An old cliche comes under fire from yet another special interest group.

'Welcome to procrastinators anonymous. Now before we get started who would like to help me organize my sock drawer?'

'Don't be so self-righteous -- YOU started out as a terrorist!'

"Mr Smith, your special subject is sexism - what can a woman driver not do?"

Breakout Room

"It's agreed then. By way of compromise we'll kick this into the short grass."