Group Discussions Gifts

Breakout Room

'What do you mean, we should join the men's movement and have a meeting? This is a meeting of the men's movement!'

'Welcome to procrastinators anonymous. Now before we get started who would like to help me organize my sock drawer?'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Spelling a newspaper

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'What did He do before he was God?'

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

Meeting in Progress.

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'Big Issue...'

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

Uni. Snowflake Library

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."