Discussion Group Leader Gifts

'This survey poll wants to know if I'm a Republican or a democrat, Burl. . .' - 'Tell 'em you're independent.'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"Isn't it time to forget the cat and start belling the violence?"

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

"We do not discuss religion or politics in this office. I feel compelled to add to the list 'American Idol'."

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.'

'And a very merry Christmas to you...'

"Essentially people find cat's cuter"

'I always vote for the candidate I think will do the least damage.'

'Was 'don't ask, don't tell' overturned because it's impossible to keep a secret on social networking sites?'

'Care in the Online Community.'

Self Harm Support.

Tender Identity Crisis

World Economic Forum in Davos 2020

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

"Before we eat, who would like to bow their head and proclaim they no longer believe in saying Grace?"

Most Millennial want a third major party to challenge the Republicans and Democrats. The last time a third party rose up and toppled a big-two party was when the Republicans supplanted the Whigs. What do you think that generation was called? Google says they were the "Progressives," but that doesn't sound old-timey enough to be right. I'm not sure what they should be named, but I'm pretty sure it should include the word "falutin." You should have your own political show.

'Welcome to procrastinators anonymous. Now before we get started who would like to help me organize my sock drawer?'

Breakout Room

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we start bitching about their parents, say aye.'

"You kissed me without my consent and woke me up from the best nap ever - and I'm supposed to be grateful?"

School Signs of the Times.

"Let's hear another suggestion besides 'Moby Dick.'"

"Now, Og...what did we agree on about passing the talking stick?"

"I don't like that smug look of 'registered independent' on your face."

Unemployable white male heterosexual - please help.

"Yes, we blieve that the earth is flat..."

Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'