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"And finally...."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

Midwest Winter Items.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

Spelling a newspaper

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

Suburban street.

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

'What did He do before he was God?'

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

'Big Issue...'

Soho walking society

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

Come on, honey. The neighborhood potlucks are fun. Fun?! Everyone brings something simple. Totally stress-free. Ha! Last year you made lemon-stuffed slow roasted sea bass with guacamole cilantro chutney. I won't do that again! Guacamole is over. Avocado grapefruit coulis will work.

'Crisis? Which crisis?'