Creative Discussions Gifts

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Direct Marketing...

"How about a hand."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Dialogue

"Now that was post-modern sex."

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

A lesson in wit

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"I understand it all started when he ordered extra toppings on a pizza."

"Are you sure that cutting them up will make him better?"

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"