Discussion Enthusiasts Gifts

'Well, if my son does have a belligerent attitude, then he must have picked it up here at school.'

'I wish these feminists would stop moaning and do something.'

'I have a question...am I a bird or a bee?'

'Let's loathe a little television.'

"It's agreed then. By way of compromise we'll kick this into the short grass."

"Let's cross this bridge before debating the wealth gap."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Oligarchy

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Dialogue

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Skeptic Tank.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Now that's a win."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

I'm not making enough money to like you.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'