Thought Enthusiast Gifts

Human Brain

'Binge thinker'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

' A good idea '

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Bright idea

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Boom

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"At least we agree to disagree."

Rodin's Thinker.

Elevator Pitch

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

A Freudian slip...

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

Complexity Made Simple.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

Prison for people who lack imagination.

Patents office.

Theory A Day Calendar.

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"