Comment Section Enthusiast Gifts

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Welcome to the Team

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"At least we agree to disagree."

Filling the Missile Gap

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

The Real Russian history

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Children's questions

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

You're my Statue of Liberty

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

She's disappointed. Doctor Frankenstein's online dating profile simply says that he's a "body-builder."

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

Another Cerebral Question. The future is right in front of us and we can't see it. The past is behind us and we can see it. What kind of logic is that?!

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

Ezra Pound