Comment Section Enthusiast Prints

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Welcome to the Team

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"At least we agree to disagree."

Filling the Missile Gap

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

An acceptable level of TV violence.

The Real Russian history

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Children's questions

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

You're my Statue of Liberty

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?

Editor

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

Ezra Pound