Girlfriend Group Chat Enthusiast Mugs

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Woman on the phone.

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

'Fill 'er up!'

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

"I provided the comic relief and said all the right things like 'Yee haw!' And 'You got that right, boss!' . . . But he ditched me anyway!"

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Testimonial from cyberspace.

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

'I was so shocked when I was born... I couldn't talk for a year.'

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

Airport Literature

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

'I hate to take a problem to bed with me, but my husband refuses to sleep alone.'

'Welcome to procrastinators anonymous. Now before we get started who would like to help me organize my sock drawer?'

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

parrot can't stand small squawk

It came from the group thread

Agoraphobia Congress

'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'

"Quick, let me through. I'm a gossip."

"Your support group is in need of a support group."

Welcome - forgetful persons anonymous.

7th Monkey Business Conference: 'Thanks, but I don't need the microphone: I'm a howler monkey...'