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'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Mass Travel

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

Accident-Prone Support Group.

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

"You remember Champ. . ."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"If low wages were good for business, Bangladesh would have one of the best economies in the world."

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

Garage sale.

The Neighborhood at a Glance

"I provided the comic relief and said all the right things like 'Yee haw!' And 'You got that right, boss!' . . . But he ditched me anyway!"

'And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four...'

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

'I was so shocked when I was born... I couldn't talk for a year.'

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

Rugby scrum.

They get together, feel sorry for themselves, and eat a spreadable meat concoction. It's a pit, pate party!

2020 vs. 2023

We're off to the Wells' potluck! All the neighbors will be there. Whoop-dee-do. Hey! We're building community. So you don't mind if we do, too? Of course not! We support your good citizenship. Good! 'Cause all the neighborhood kids are coming over here.

'Apparently we're to use the budget that's been cut to encourage the volunteers we haven't got because they've been put on schemes to fill in for services that no longer exist.'

'Welcome to procrastinators anonymous. Now before we get started who would like to help me organize my sock drawer?'

"Sure, I follow the herd- out of a deep respect for the concept of community."

"Announcements about the Youth Club, Senoirs Club, Woman's Club, & Twelve Steps Programs are so long, I'll dispense with my sermon."

"That's EXACTLY what I wanted to know from you."

"Your support group is in need of a support group."

Welcome - forgetful persons anonymous.

"Of course contributing to Sally's wedding gift is strictly voluntary...naturally I'llave to list you as not contributing on the company website!"

"I've just joined a support group for boring people."

Census: 'Do you know who I am?'