Crowd Enthusiast Mugs

Security guard disperses football team.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Mass Travel

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Clown Wife

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"Seriously?"

Monster Clown

Clown walks balloon dog

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

"We need to have a serious talk."

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

A skinny dog with clown make up

"Sir? - it's clowntime."

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Why did I marry that clown?

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''