Audience Enthusiast Mugs

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

Armless chainsaw juggler.

An audience with an audience!

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Hamlet'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Taking a peek at the audience

Silly wig.

Fist Bumper Cars

"Bravo!"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"It's a play on words."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

Shakespeare places his works in 'To Be' or 'Not To Be'.

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

To read or not to read?

Comedy and tragedy masks

Jack-a-box in the theatre.