Audience Enthusiast Pillows

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

Armless chainsaw juggler.

An audience with an audience!

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Taking a peek at the audience

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Bravo!"

Fist Bumper Cars

"It's a play on words."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Silly wig.

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Comedy and tragedy masks

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

To read or not to read?

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Shakespeare places his works in 'To Be' or 'Not To Be'.