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"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

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Mass Travel

Monster Clown

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Accident-Prone Support Group.

Armless chainsaw juggler.

'I'm sorry, but we're letting all of you go. Your jobs have been outsourced to India.'

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

'This must be your son - I can see the resemblance.'

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

"We don't think you're management material."

The Samaritans On A Home Visit...

"Now you're thinking outside the box!"

"Uh-oh. Not a good start to the holiday shopping season."

'I keep thinking people aren't laughing at me.'

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

"I'm leaving you, Al. And I'm taking my mother and the cats with me." "Laughing on the outside, laughing on the inside."

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

Oh, all right. It's a win-win-WIN situation.

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

Clown with balloons to diabetic: 'Hey, could you take your shot over there?'

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

"Does it still qualify as a quorum if half the participants slept through the meeting?"

Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

The New York Review of Weather.