Community Enthusiasts Pillows

'I'm not sure about the new guy.'

Then & Now

"...And, in the good old days, we all knew who our neighbours were!"

"That's our new church mascot."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

Mass Travel

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

Karine Jean-Pierre

Suburban street.

Accident-Prone Support Group.

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

HappyHouse Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many (fingers showing a count of seven) years.

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

'They're a very close family.'

Garage sale.

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

The Neighborhood at a Glance

Happy Holidays: Peace children.

Oh, all right. It's a win-win-WIN situation.

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

'That's Burt. Some developer made him an offer for his park bench he couldn't refuse.'

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

"Does it still qualify as a quorum if half the participants slept through the meeting?"

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

'Apparently we're to use the budget that's been cut to encourage the volunteers we haven't got because they've been put on schemes to fill in for services that no longer exist.'

"C'mon, work that core!"

We're off to the Wells' potluck! All the neighbors will be there. Whoop-dee-do. Hey! We're building community. So you don't mind if we do, too? Of course not! We support your good citizenship. Good! 'Cause all the neighborhood kids are coming over here.

They get together, feel sorry for themselves, and eat a spreadable meat concoction. It's a pit, pate party!