Community Enthusiasts Pillows

'I'm not sure about the new guy.'

Then & Now

"...And, in the good old days, we all knew who our neighbours were!"

"That's our new church mascot."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Mass Travel

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

Suburban street.

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

Karine Jean-Pierre

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

'They're a very close family.'

Garage sale.

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

The Neighborhood at a Glance

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

Happy Holidays: Peace children.

Oh, all right. It's a win-win-WIN situation.

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

'That's Burt. Some developer made him an offer for his park bench he couldn't refuse.'

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

"Does it still qualify as a quorum if half the participants slept through the meeting?"

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

"C'mon, work that core!"

'Apparently we're to use the budget that's been cut to encourage the volunteers we haven't got because they've been put on schemes to fill in for services that no longer exist.'

2020 vs. 2023

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

"Sure, I follow the herd- out of a deep respect for the concept of community."