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Security guard disperses football team.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Mass Travel

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Wife

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Clown walks balloon dog

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

Monster Clown

Turn your head and laugh.

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"Seriously?"

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

"We need to have a serious talk."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

Yet another creepy clown sighting...

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"Sir? - it's clowntime."

Never, Ever Touch Another Clown's Horn.