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'Shocking, the overcrowding in our prisons.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Mass Travel

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

Clown Painting in Museum

Cheek

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

Armless chainsaw juggler.

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

Liberty, equality, sorority.

'We just drive by and throw candy and stuff like in a parade.'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

"I find this helps, when I have to tell a patient some devastating news."

'I keep thinking people aren't laughing at me.'

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

From the tournament of neuroses parade

On the Campaign Trail...

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"We may have to leave you if there's a parade."

'I survived four Thanksgivings. I deserve to accompany you on the Veterans' Parade!'

'We both like walking in the rain, and we both love a parade, but I just can't stand it when she rains on my parade.'

'Ms Simpson, please note in his file that I'm taking Mr. Spanky Pants' case pro bozo.'

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"