Girl Talk Enthusiast Mugs

"I had to dump Herman. I didn't like his 'I invite, she pays' policy."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Menu. Menu. The good thing about girls' night out is also the bad thing about girls' night out: No men.

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

Hi. How's it goin'? Good, you? 'Sup. Hey. Hello. The Primordial Schmooze.

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

'Honey, about these motivational notes you've been leaving for yourself...'

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

'I hate to take a problem to bed with me, but my husband refuses to sleep alone.'

Late night? I don't know what you are talking about! Come on, Twig. You can tell me. My mom is giving me a hard time. About? She's freaking just because I started

"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."

'Welcome to procrastinators anonymous. Now before we get started who would like to help me organize my sock drawer?'

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

Part Time Woman Wanted.

Word up!

Conversation Topics and Guidelines Approved for this Area...

'Can we put our hands together for a warm Kettlesong Village Hall welcome to Mr Grimby and what should be a riveting talk about the Ice Age.'

"Gaby broke up with her BFF? That's awful."

"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"

Coffee Ladies

'Remember, our hosts are from a swing state, so no political babble or they may snap!'

Woman asks: 'And what do you do?' Man's placard reads: 'I'm in advertising.'