Girl Talk Enthusiast Pillows

"I had to dump Herman. I didn't like his 'I invite, she pays' policy."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."

'I hate to take a problem to bed with me, but my husband refuses to sleep alone.'

'Welcome to procrastinators anonymous. Now before we get started who would like to help me organize my sock drawer?'

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

Part Time Woman Wanted.

"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"

Coffee Ladies

Word up!

'Can we put our hands together for a warm Kettlesong Village Hall welcome to Mr Grimby and what should be a riveting talk about the Ice Age.'

Conversation Topics and Guidelines Approved for this Area...

"Gaby broke up with her BFF? That's awful."

Woman asks: 'And what do you do?' Man's placard reads: 'I'm in advertising.'

'Remember, our hosts are from a swing state, so no political babble or they may snap!'

"I blame the government for everything. What do you do?"