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Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

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"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

The Working Woman's Magazine

She - Interpreter - He.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

They had a tendency to talk past one another.

The Love Psychologists

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'Before we get started, let's go around the table and practice making eye contact.'

'I was just ringing to see if you'd got the email about my letter.'

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

'No, there's nothing on my mind, but if there was I don't want to talk about it.'

Technological advances within the office.

Relationship Issues.

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"I've never seen a resume that's entirely made up of emojis. Let me take a few moments to decode it."

"We don't talk."

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."