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"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

The Working Woman's Magazine

She - Interpreter - He.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

They had a tendency to talk past one another.

The Love Psychologists

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'Before we get started, let's go around the table and practice making eye contact.'

'I was just ringing to see if you'd got the email about my letter.'

'No, there's nothing on my mind, but if there was I don't want to talk about it.'

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

Technological advances within the office.

Relationship Issues.

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

How to engage an audience

"We don't talk."

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

'He says he needs his own space.'