Girltalk Pillows

"Sometimes I really hate my ex-husband!"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

OMG.

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Proud mums.

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

'Sure I talk to myself. It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation round here.'

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

"Personnel can't fund maternity cover,but they will second someone to come around and coo oooh! aah! when the baby's born..."

"You are accused of throwing your toys out of the pram."

'I hate to take a problem to bed with me, but my husband refuses to sleep alone.'

'Business is so bad even the shoplifters have stopped coming.'

'Welcome to procrastinators anonymous. Now before we get started who would like to help me organize my sock drawer?'

"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."

'He was so cute! I touched his arm, and guess what? He said, 'Jeepers, Creepers'!'

Millennials Eye Chart

"Table for two and a half?"

"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"

Coffee Ladies

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"Your din-din is in tintin."