Girly Chat Lover Pillows

'I hate to take a problem to bed with me, but my husband refuses to sleep alone.'

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Woman on the phone.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'I see an applicant being hired!'

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"Would you describe your gall as mitigated or unmitigated?"

The social isolation of the entomologist...

'Fill 'er up!'

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

"Actually, I'd love to work on Mars, but it's a hell of a commute."

"Are we talking about life style or orientation?"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'What are you doing at the weekend?'

Mysteries of the ocean...

"Yes, crazy does sometimes beat sane... but rarely during a job interview."

'If I don't love you, Susan, why'd I call you during anytime minutes instead of night and weekend minutes?'

"It went blank, then I missed Oprah, figure out the rest!"

So! Graham Greene.

'So, you going anywhere nice on your holidays?'

"Here's what I want to say, Tony: You, me, everybody in our industry can make a difference. There, I've said it."

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

'I daren't take my hat off - If I do, the voices in my head might escape!'

Christmas Party Pick-up Lines.

"I normally don't celebrate the end of winter, but this year I decided I hate cold weather."

'By the way, I usually sneeze in twos. So that's another interesting thing about me.'