Salon Chat Lover Pillows

'So, you going anywhere nice on your holidays?'

The adoration of the gels.

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"I'm thinkin' blond."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Judge getting hair done.

Cattlemans Saloon.

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Bar Therapy

GURLERS

"You must be new around here, pardner."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Shakespeare makes much ado about nothing.

"So what's your success rate?"

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

Ok, I'm back. Sorry about the screaming.

And what kind of banter do you want with that? I got light, witty, or wry. Breakfast.

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"He spoils them."