Salon Humor Lovers Pillows

'Here, try this.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

What price beauty?

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

GURLERS

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Centurion in a Shower

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

"This time lick my entire body."

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

Saloon Selectives

'Is this for a beauty treatment or a major overhaul?'

Mutant Moontunes - Fringeless Nigel

"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."

Washing Massive Cup.

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

Shampoo for Medusa's scaley and slimey hair.

Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy

"My hair always looks awful in the winter."

More Hamptons

'Anyone here answer to the name 'The Eldorado Kid'?'

"i told her to cut it chin-length, but I forgot to tell her which chin. . ."

'What's it look like I'm doing? I'm applying hair tonic to my bald tire.'

Man not happy about going bald.